mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea
sexymachine: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying. Poor pluto…
when I have kids
future daughter: mum, do I have to learn archery? it's really boring
me: do what I say.
future daughter: but mum-
me: DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME KATNISS NOW GET DRESSED WE'RE GOING TO THE BAKER'S TO SEE IF HE HAS A SON
moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
trnsprnt: i love u jim
hotelfordoggetts: woah woah woah excuse me did you just bump into me excuse me did you just I AM A MEDICAL DOCTOR
Everything here is shippable. Even I'm shippable;...
lakzewis: what the fuck