July 2012
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mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
me: the father of my children
mom: what
me:
me: what
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wockyshiba:
do you ever just
wanna grab someone by the shoulders
look them in the eyes and say
“no one cares”
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turnersquiff:
if i had a dollar for every time a guy has told me i’m pretty
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol:
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
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peetasjaw:
THEY JUST RELEASED THE FIRST SONG TO...
“I wish I had an American accent.”
– No one, ever
Freedom doesn’t require an accent.
(via sinisterlava)
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people that like me: 0
people that like my best friend: 832567653463876247564315
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Watchtrollthisway:
me
Heavy Metal Trolls: I’m so happy I could marry... →
I’m so happy I could marry the night with Judas in electric chapel and then dance in the dark with bloody Mary and Alejandro the monster,showing our teeth and hair like a government hooker,who was born this way; a speechless queen who rides a pony on highway unicorn with her telephone off and…
emmie-oz:
Ghetto version of born this way by...
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Me every year: Maybe next year I could be attractive
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